02 November, 2008

Why I can't get a Job #1

Here is the thing. I started working on a degree many years ago, I finished my associates but never continued on. I keep saying I am going too, but ultimately I know I never will because finishing a degree won't do you any good if you will never be able to find a job in your field. The problem isn't that I am not talented mind you, the problem is the industry just doesn't recognize my genius. So rather than continue to explain this to people, I decided to show them through a series of contract jobs I had attempted to land, but failed. This is part 1:

I had been sent contact information for a business owner who was attempting to retheme his restaurant in an effort to improve sales. I was quick to jump at the opportunity and after a brief conversation with the owner I had an idea that was surefire hit:


They wanted: A theme for their struggling establishment that would bring them back in the spotlight.


I gave them: A goldmine of a theme that would bring in everybody from the shadiest character to the most upright citizen.

Apparently blasphemy is not a good theme for a restaurant.

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

When's the darn bar& grill opening I wanna start running up a fairly largetab that because of where I spend my day I won't be able to pay it off even if I won the lotto