In this entry of my ongoing series "why I can't get a job" I am going to discuss my most successful work to date. This was actually an unsolicited sales pitch in an attempt to get my name out there, unfortunately ATF and Homeland security databases were not the kind of places I was trying to get my name:
There appears to be some sort of legal issues with selling guns to children. Morally though, I seem to be in the clear. At least, that is what big business execs. tell me.
My groundbreaking advertising plans never seem to be fully understood. In this ad I was attempting to sell a product in a previously untouched market.
The product: Guns
The market: Children
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I say everyone should own a gun. If you happen to knock off someone else then you would get their gun and vise versa.....................................................................................................................I think that'll work perfectly in our crazed F****dup society and if I'm wrong then bummer for me
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