The Steak Van

So, everybody remembers being a kid and rolling out to the joyful sound of that simple tune that signified the coming of the Ice Cream Truck. Sweet delicious and cold, the Ice Cream Truck was a vendor of summertime happiness.

As an adult now I am left wondering why I can't get that same sense of simple satisfaction from a dispenser of delicious treats, why can't a simple song fill me with such joy and anticipation that I want to run screaming to my mother demanding money.

Well, why can't I? Simple, I don't like Ice Cream like I used to. Oh, I still like Ice Cream, but not enough to go running for treats from a mobile conveyor of overpriced frozen products. This is where the Epiphany hits, what has replaced Ice Cream in my adult life? What treat is as appealing to my adult sensibilities as Ice Cream was to my childhood insanity?

Steak.

And that is how I am going to make my fortune. I present to you, the Steak Van:

This hot little number will feature multiple grills and broilers in the back, all constantly cooking steaks of various varieties and flavors. They'll all line up, not the kids of course, adults, they'll all line up wanting a taste of that sweet sweet steaky goodness, because when that tune starts playing, mouths start watering, and they'll all come a runnin for some of that sweet delicious Steak Van Steak. It'll be awesome.

Of course, the big issue is really the music. Everybody knows the Ice Cream Truck song, and the Steak Van will need an equally distinct tune. I was thinking something metal. If I had to equate a musical style with Steak, it would most likely be Metal. Probably get Slash or somebody to write a custom Steak Tune for me......

So yah, keep your ears on for the Steak Van, coming to a neighborhood near you. Not to be confused with the Bar-B-Que bus, which is equally awesome, but hands out Bar-B-Que ribs wrapped in tin foil Via a Rib cannon mounted on the top, people just call the Rib line with their credit card number and a bus is dispatched immediately.